I was circumcised this week. Mommy is stressed out about changing my diapers, so daddy’s doing it for her. It was pretty funny in the doctor’s office. Daddy drilled the pediatrician to see how many times she’d performed the procedure, and whether she’d ever slipped. He threatened to beat her up so badly she’d be begging for a gun to the head. Seriously. That’s the way the conversation went. We took before and after pictures, so for all the ladies out there… show me yours and I’ll show you mine 😉
I had a lot of rest the following two days… loads of lounging around trying to recover.
- Cranky
I’m finally starting to gain some weight. The pediatrician wouldn’t give me the circumcision unless I put on a few ounces. Mommy calls me chicken because I’m scrawny.
Chicken skin
Chicken wing
So I’m nursing every 2-3 hours, and I barely get to sleep and the alarm goes off for another feeding! I’ve regained my birth weight though, and I’m finally over 6lbs!
Feasting
I need to keep the weight gain up so I can go to Canada this summer!
For Grandma
They didn’t let me keep the foreskin, but here’s what mommy did with the umbilical cord:
Umbilical cord
is now fish food
Rudolph Vedder 