On Father’s day, daddy wanted to row across the harbor for dessert at the Crow’s Nest. So he jammed me into this stupid Infant life jacket, which feels like a straight jacket. What the hell were they thinking?! Look at me! Do I look like I’m having fun? I screamed the entire time… hope they don’t try this stunt again.
Bloody Coast Guard regulations
Casting off
Rudolph Vedder 
Hey Deb — Rudy is adorable and you look and sound like a wonderfully happy family. I think of you often and fondly.
Jeanne
Oh my, Rudy, you do look uncomfortable. I understand you have to wear one of those but you would think they could make them anti more stylish. Maybe when your uncle Ryan and Aunt Kara show up at the end of June they could sit down with your Mom and Dad and design a new one just for you. In the meantime stay safe and take good care of you Mommynand Daddy.